May 2013
maleteen:
if anyone ever breaks your heart just remember they are only human and you can break their body
slydig:
lovemenowtill4ever:
slydig:
who would name their kid zoey 101
Uhm……that was her room number not part of her name
why would her room number be zoey
they-call-me-wonder-woman:
h0odrich:
It’s mad depressing when u eat the last piece of candy but you didn’t look at the bag and realize it was the last one so you could truly appreciate it for what it was worth
This speaks to me on a deep emotional level.
benedictedcumberbabeof221:
mighty-thor-of-assgard:
danniauttumns:
ser-merlin-of-valyria:
tumblr has fallen
david karp is dead
yahoo is coming
your second sentence only has 5 syllables. Haiku fail. Though… they all do have 5, poem pass, haiku fail.
it wasn’t a haiku, it was a harry potter reference:
“the ministry has fallen
scrimgeour is dead
they are coming.”
quazza:
i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence
maleteen:
my eyebrows are the source of all my power
goddammitfenton:
if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence
joshsux:
when mcdonalds accidentally gives you an extra chicken nugget
17yr:
woah calm down im just trying to date your dad
analmermaidprincess:
analmermaidprincess:
What a beautiful afternoon to sit in my yard and drink a milkshake
The boys…
They have arrived….
jimbertimber:
coming out to your parents by saying swiggity swag guess whos a fag
queen-pea:
oli-twist:
windspray:
how do i get a flat stomach by tomorrow
tumblr humour at its finest
heronqueenblues:
“Party In the U.S.S.R.” by Miley Czyrovanjkovich
vanillish:
Enough about yahoo lets talk about me
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
mermaidpirate:
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
if you’re ever feeling lazy just remember that the ancient greeks believed their gods lived on top of a very climbable hill but no one even bothered to check
Did you really just call Mount Olympus a hill?
sorry. BIG hill
tweenking:
Invention Idea: An alarm clock that keeps screaming “WHAT TEAM?!” and the only way to turn it off is to scream “WILDCATS!!!” in response
meladoodle:
*prosecuting lawyer voice* i have only one question for the defendant… ‘guiltypersonsayswhat?’ “what?” haha owned you’re going to jail
cumsquats:
a hundred motha fuckas cant tell me nothin. im deaf why are they yelling at me
dampsandwich:
the entire school was burning down and i had to pull the fire alarm. i sprinted over to it. there was writing on it in permanent ink. it said: if you pull this down you are gay. no way was i pulling the fire alarm anymore
govinduhh:
can’t wait for titanic 4D when they actually flood the movie theater and people start drowning and they turn the air conditioning all the way down so it’s really like you’re a part of the movie
peasantbutts:
if google isn’t your search engine i don’t trust you
thats-slightly-raven:
thats-slightly-raven:
thats-slightly-raven:
I’m going to call my first born child Shrek and no one can stop me.
I’ve received 9 messages telling me that this is child abuse and I also lost 17 followers I’m not naming my first born child Shrek.
I hate you
morgrana:
in-the-village-of-derwyn:
morgrana:
morgrana:
for every popular text post you reblog there is a crying blogger on the other side drowning in notifications
DON’T YOU DARE
you know you secretly like it
alxesi:
will.i.pm
Watchmormondad:
this video turned me christian
